Do you Ever Wonder Why?

Why isn't the number eleven pronounced onety-one?

What was the best thing, before the invention of sliced bread?

How cruel is it to have and "S" in the word Lisp?

Why does the Easter Bunny leave eggs? Being a rabbit he should leave carrots or something.

I never understood why we yell "heads up" when we need someone to duck.

Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

It's amazing that we put a man on the moon before wheels on luggage.

You know how people point to their wrist to ask what time it is. Wouldn't it be funny if they pointed to their crotch to ask where the restroom is!